Beware vegans who offer to bring the turkey to the Thanksgiving party…
Meet Tamara (as in Sister, Sister‘s Tia and Tamara, obviously), my contribution to the annual “Friendsgiving” celebration. Pinterest fail or success, you decide; regardless, I will now provide the how-to:
Get a melon and slice the bottom off so that it has a stable base
Attach a Bartlett pear with a skewer to the melon as a head; then with toothpicks, attach a slice of carrot as the nose, and a slice of red pepper as the snood.
Attach peppers as the feet with toothpicks.
Add fruit of your choice, kabob-style, to skewers and add to the melon as feathers.
VOILA! You have now effectively created fun controversy at your omnivore friend’s Thanksgiving party. You are welcome.